turn off the blast furnace

I’ve noticed a real problem when it comes to comment posting at either left- or right-wing blogs/news sites/papers, etc.: exclamation points and capital letters. The last thing I need to see while reading high-minded commentary from “Debbie” in “Florida” are the caps on lock and lost punctuation. Sit back for just a moment and contemplate this – if “Debbie” from “Florida” is using caps then she’s clearly pleading her case via the Kathleen Harris method of intelligence. If you are unable to make your point without screaming at me via the comment section then your point isn’t actually anything that anyone needs to ponder. It’s a direct relation to the "speaking loud Americans" who feel that if you slowly and loudly ask a question it’ll be understood. Funny enough, that doesn’t work. Most of the irritation on my end has to do with them folk that are wholly wrapped up in Obama and his preacher. There appears to be, on both sides of the ledger, voters that are held hostage by the last thing they read or heard on Fox, at the New York Times, from Katie Couric, or screamed from Keith Olberman. Let it go. It’s much more important to decide for yourself what’s what and to tune out the static. I beg everyone to believe nothing they receive via e-mail, in the mailbox, that’s reported on CNN or Fox, or from any other group that has a vested interest in a candidate (and that includes me): choose for your life. Choose for other’s lives. I don’t give one shit for what Obama may say about Clinton; Clinton about McCain; Rush about anyone – it’s all spinning of the wheels. Simply look out your window, ponder what you believe is right, and decide from there – you and you alone. If you believe in A over B, B over C, or C or A…I’m with you; as long as it’s a choice you’ve made and not Joe Scarbourgh, Michelle Malkin, Andrew Sullivan, or Santa Claus. Take a stand.

IF YOU DON’T DO THIS THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS AND LEAVE THIS COUNTRY IF YOU DON’T LOVE CUDDLE KISS AND…WHATEVER. BASTARDS. FRENCH. LIBERALS. HEATHENS.