really? questions?

I ordered a refill, on-line, for my dayplanner the other day and just a minute or so ago I got this update, via e-mail, from the company. I need you to really focus on the power of this correspondence and remember that this is the entire update:

Your order has been updated to the following status.

New status: Packing

Please reply to this email if you have any questions.

Do I really need this? Can you let me know when Pete the Packer is taking lunch? I really want to know how 'packed' it is. Will Pete be able to finish it by this afternon? Is he a good wrapper?

Wow.

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